I’m Seth, a “software engineer” (source: trust me, bro) and a lifelong practitioner of high-context copy-paste engineering. My day-to-day tools of choice are Ruby (for when I want my bugs to be elegant) and Elixir (for when I want my bugs to be distributed).

• Former Chief Officer of Unclear Deliverables at the Institute of Perpetual Beta.
• Director of Recursive Abstractions at the School of Over-Engineering.
• Senior Junior Lead Vice-Intern – Department of Infinite Standups
• Lead Team Lead of Team Leads – corpcorp (promoted twice for outstanding email thread participation)

• ✅ Certified in Force Push and Pray Methodologies (FPPM™)
• 🏆 Recipient of the 2023 Award for Best Undefined Variable in Production
• 📜 Honorary PhD in Verbose Abstraction Studies from the University of Stack Overflow
• 🪞 Official “It Works on My Machine” Badge Holder
• 🌀 Six Sigma Black Belt in Over-Architecting Simple CRUD Apps

• Industrial confusion & inconvenience engineering.
• Force-push-and-pray workflows.
• Verbose abstraction (in the cubic sense, obviously).
• Liquification, as it applies to agile methodologies.
• Analytical analysis of analytical analyses.
• Aura coding (since vibe coding was too mainstream).

• Professional hot takes: x.com/SethHorsley
• Serious business persona: linkedin.com/in/sethhorsley

Here you’ll find:

• 🚧 Half-finished experiments
• ⚡ Spaghetti disguised as microservices
• 📝 TODO lists that outnumber the actual code
• 🎭 Open source projects that are basically performance art

Please star them so I can feel something.