fix: make bot errors more novice/user friendly

Reviewed msgs that looked hurtful and not desirable
And offered to replace with some alternative joke options

bot/constants.py

@@ -627,7 +627,7 @@ class _Keys(EnvConfig, env_prefix="api_keys_"):
     "Not likely.",
     "No way, José.",
     "Not in a million years.",
-    "Fat chance.",
+    "I would love to, but unfortunately ... no.",
     "Certainly not.",
     "NEGATORY.",
     "Nuh-uh.",
@@ -661,8 +661,9 @@ class _Keys(EnvConfig, env_prefix="api_keys_"):
     "In the future, don't do that.",
     "That was a mistake.",
     "You blew it.",
-    "You're bad at computers.",
-    "Are you trying to kill me?",
+    "Application bot.exe will be closed.",
+    "Kernel Panic! *Kernel runs around in panic*",
+    "error 418. I am a teapot.",
     "Noooooo!!",
     "I can't believe you've done this",
 )