beanstalkd on heroku

SET UP:

1. git clone https://github.com/kr/bonegrinder.git
2. cd bonegrinder
3. heroku create --buildpack=https://github.com/kr/heroku-buildpack-inline.git
4. git push heroku master
5. heroku plugins:install https://github.com/JacobVorreuter/heroku-routing.git
6. heroku sudo labs:enable tcp-routing
7. heroku routes:create
8. heroku routes:attach tcp://route.heroku.com:... bs
9. heroku scale bs=2

TRY IT:

$ telnet route.heroku.com ...

CAVEAT LECTOR

Heroku provides no persistent filesystem, which means
there's no point to the -b flag; plus, Heroku kills
each of your dynos once per day (at least). So it's
quite likely you'll lose a few jobs here and there.
If you're cool with that, proceed!