GroganTech™️ OpenChatLibreUIAssistantWebUILLMBox

Welcome to your personal AI. 🚀

😞 Formerly known as ChatGPT 5 (project renamed at the request of OpenAI)

💝 An AI just for you.

OCLUIAWLLMB is a modern, smart and beautiful way to interact with the most powerful AI models in the world. Get contextual¹, accurate¹ and up-to-date¹ guidance on anything from web scraping to intellectual property theft - and everything in between.

💪 Made by humans.¹

Leveraging the power of Meta's cutting-edge¹ React framework, Microsoft's revolutionary¹ Typescript language and ultra-modern¹ Electron packaging, we've listened¹ to feedback given to our competitors and created the fastest¹, smartest¹, and most technological AI au-pair to date¹. A single page application with a bundle size of only 4gb? It must be GroganTech™️.

🤖 Tech savvy.

Built on top of our proprietary² AI-driven generative language modelling inference and zero-shot prompt engineering framework called GroganTech™️, OCLUIAWLLMB repackages code from hundreds of open-source projects from across GitHub and Huggingface - all without having ever contributed a single pull request.

• Utilising more than 200+ of the most popular npm packages
• Over two million lines of code, less than 500 of which was written by @jade-doggerel
• No test coverage required, thanks to Github CoPilot's AI-powered code review¹

🎓 Go ahead. Commit straight to master.

Have the confidence to live confidently. Dare to be. Share special moments and stay connected to loved ones - your personal copilot will be at your side. You can be my wingman any time, GroganTech™️!

💸VENTURE CAPITAL

OCLUIAWLLMB is currently accepting EOIs from interested parties. Between us, we're literally reselling 40c worth of OpenRouter API credits for a $6.99/month sub. Hop on losers, we're going to the moon 🚀

Footnotes

1. AI can make mistakes. ↩ ↩² ↩³ ↩⁴ ↩⁵ ↩⁶ ↩⁷ ↩⁸ ↩⁹ ↩¹⁰ ↩¹¹ ↩¹²

2. GroganTech™️ is a closed-source technology. For licensing information, please contact @jade-doggerel. ↩