Hi! 🖖 I'm Hermann D. Schimpf, a full-stack developer born on Argentina, currently living in Paraguay.

• I have passion for learning and sharing my knowledge with everyone.
• Some of my hobbies are gaming and photography.
• I've been programming since the 5th grade of elementary school. I made my first game in QBasic and a chat app in VisualBasic 6.0.

• PHP, where using == instead of === can turn a simple comparison into an adventure worthy of Indiana Jones.
• TypeScript, making sure you spend more time writing type definitions than actual code.
• Laravel, because why write ten lines of code when one artisan command can do it all.
• MySQL, where optimizing queries feels like a never-ending quest to find the mythical index that will unlock ultimate performance.
• Pest, where 'test-driven development' becomes 'bug-driven extinction'.
• Vite, because life's too short to watch webpack spinners.
• Bootstrap, to ensure that all websites look the same, because who needs creativity when you can have uniformity?
• AWS, the cloud giant that seems all-powerful until you encounter its impenetrable documentation.
• serverless, the magic of cloud computing, where servers are like mythical creatures you know they exist, but you can't see them.
• Bref, when you thought PHP couldn't get any cooler, it starts doing backflips in the cloud.
• git, the grand master of merge conflicts, teaching developers the art of conflict resolution since ages.
• composer, where updating dependencies is like stepping on a minefield, and you pray it won't explode your entire project.
• npm, to have more packages than presents Santa delivers on Christmas Eve.
• xdebug, where debugging feels like a game of whack-a-mole—every time you fix one bug, two more pop up.
• Insomnia, because clicking "Send" to test APIs is much cooler than using curl.
• PHPStorm, when 'Indexing...' takes longer than a Game of Thrones season.

• Vue.js
• CI/CD 🤖

A set of helper classes to build APIs in Laravel. The idea behind this is to simplify the filtering, ordering, relationship loading, and pagination of resource collections.

A library that allows you to execute long-running tasks in parallel in PHP. The library provides a simple and easy-to-use way to schedule tasks to run in parallel, track the progress of tasks, and handle errors that occur during task execution.

The library is a wrapper around krakjoe/parallel extension and is designed to work even if the parallel extension isn't available.

A library to integrate the vPOS and VentasQR products of Bancard (a Paraguayan payment processing company). The library provides a simple and easy-to-use way to create and process Bancard payments.

• Take a look to my Website: https://hds-solutions.net
• See more of my work profile on LinkedIn: Hermann D. Schimpf
• I don't tweet a lot, but you can follow me on Twitter: @hschimpf
• See some of my photography on Instagram: @hschimpf
• If you have any question, just email me: [email protected]

• I know how to exit vim