#45 : Drafting and Audio Capture Test Files Add

.gitignore

@@ -3,3 +3,5 @@ images/UniBanner.xcf
 images/UniBannerRAW.png
 images/TextBanner.xcf
 video/Hi, Speed! - iPhone 12 Pro Keynote.mp4
+audio/iPhone 12 Pro Max Microphone Test.aup
+audio/iPhone 12 Pro Max Microphone Test.wav

drafts/iPhone 12 Pro Max.md

@@ -4,10 +4,20 @@
 
 ## I lied.
 
+##  A masterfully- begat 
+
 "This *really is* my last iPhone."
 
 This is the last sentence of [my very sentimental iPhone 8 Plus review](https://bilge.world/iphone-8-plus-review) from May, 2018, in which I bemoaned Apple's decision to finally retire the basic hardware configuration which had defined the marque's first ten years, citing my "loyalty." 
 
+In the past few weeks, I have come to realize that the device which I now hold in my hands - which I *cling to*, in fact, at all hours and completely without reason - is the absolute manifestation of everything my 14-year-old, first generation iPhone-adopting self could have possibly dreamt of in its future.
+
+it is a guarantee that no matter where I may go or who I may find myself unwittingly surrounded by, the option to escape into my own Computing World *in its entirety* and more - not just an abbreviated, **Mobile** facsimile - shall from now on and forever be with me, there against my right asscheek, just a grab and a glance away. Like The Holy Spirit was it pledged and prepared to stay by my side.
+
+down to a depth of six feet
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+
 ![The Original](https://i.snap.as/Ep06W6A9.jpg)
 
 Ya know, I'm actually astonished by how much of this ritual *hasn't* changed.
@@ -32,6 +42,8 @@ Ya know, I'm actually astonished by how much of this ritual *hasn't* changed.
 - [ ] I finally own the *mid*-capacity option instead of the lowest-capacity option!
 - [ ] The Screen Recording badge is finally subtle! 
 - [ ] I see how "threaded replies" work in iMessage now.
+- [ ] I am still sufficiently hung up on the idea of attaching "Pro" (as in "*professional grade*") to the name of a handset, but it at least makes *far* more sense than "PlayStation Pro."
+- [ ] Probably revisit Type to Siri - I just discovered that you can enable "Hey, Siri" support all the time and *leave Type to Siri on*!
 
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