March 2020 was when time stopped meaning anything.
It's time we acknowledge the truth: March 2020 will never end.
None. This is the real deal folks: static, hand-crafted HTML in the tradtion of https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ and http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/.
- ✔ Basic HTML Page of the format:
Is March over yet?
NOPE
It's the
75th
of March 2020
It's a Friday.
Time means nothing.
<space until footer>
Credits: @elizamarcum / link to repo
- ✔ Sprinkle in some vanilla AF javascript to fill in the weekday and numeric date
- Write some automated tests for generating the "75th" part, especially "th", vs "rd", etc.
- Write some automated tests for the Friday part?
- ✔ Google Analytics
- ✔ Nice card share things for Twitter/Facebook
- Share with the internet
- Maybe add a Twitter share button?
- Possibly, also check to see if it looks like shit in IE.