you do not want wrapper-functions
never look wrapper-functions straight in the eye
discontinue use of wrapper-functions if any of the following occur:
- itching
- vertigo
- dizziness
- tingling in extremities
- loss of balance or coordination
- slurred speech
- temporary blindness
- profuse sweating
- heart palpitations
do not taunt wrapper-functions
if wrapper-functions speak to you, disobey immediately
do not feed wrapper-functions after midnight
do not get wrapper-functions wet
wrapper-functions comes with no guarantee