https://github.com/JuliaStats/StatsBase.jl/blob/77e63df55233d9fc3119bd10144d5b8cc1b9f0ad/src/sampling.jl#L729C9-L729C54 by changing that to `ifelse`, a la https://github.com/JuliaStats/Distributions.jl/pull/1831
