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BKSchatzki/README.md

Me - Software Engineer

  • I break things until they work
  • I overengineer stuff until stuff is simple

Stuff I do

  • I make tools to make life easier for my nerd friends.1
  • I present these tools at local meetups to my nerd friends.2
  • Sometimes I wake up and find myself leading software development lifecycles.
    1. In these situations, I inevitably have opinions about the existing codebase.
    2. I volunteer to fix everything myself by changing the whole stack.
    3. ???
    4. I learn the value of teamwork. That counts as profit.3
    5. Rinse and repeat.
  • Senior year of university, I stumbled into working with an AlphaLab-funded startup.
    • Actually, I just did the music for their app.
    • I have an undertapped network.

Stuff I use

JavaScript, HTML, CSS, Node.js, Express, React, SQL, MongoDB, TypeScript, Git & Version Control, REST API, GraphQL, Next.js, Prisma, Mongoose, Jest, Jira, Figma, Bootstrap, Material UI, Tailwind CSS, OOP, Agile, Accessibility, Docker, Cloud Platforms, and other stuff too.

Stuff I make4

  • Ecohz - providing a funding solution for underserved climate projects (WeHaventLaunchedYet)
  • SongStrudel - doubling music production productivity. (Repo)
  • PartyRoomBloom - planning engaging tabletop gaming sessions. (Repo)
  • C Flat Run - getting this a cappella group more bookings. (Repo)
  • Nick B. Schatzki - making my brother a famous voice artist (shameless plug he's really good). (Repo)
  • Top Secret - wrangling an old React package because it did what this secretive client wanted. (ImUnderAnNda)
  • LA Epic Club Crawls - persuading the owners to let me rebuild their site that I did my darndest to optimize.

Connecting...stuff

Find me on LinkedIn, reply to me on X, or check out a slightly nicer version of this bio on my personal site.

Footnotes

  1. By nerd friends, I mean tabletop roleplaying nerds and music theory nerds who don't rate pop music because it's too diatonic. ↩

  2. This time, the term "nerd friends" refers to fellow tech people. I am excellent at naming things. ↩

  3. See Underpants Gnomes. ↩

  4. The word cloud for this bio is just the word STUFF. ↩

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