diff --git a/.github/workflows/danger-js.yml b/.github/workflows/danger-js.yml
index 95d4c567888e..112e122e6e57 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/danger-js.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/danger-js.yml
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 on:
-  pull_request:
+  pull_request_target:
     types:
       - opened
       - synchronize
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ on:
     branches:
       - main
       - next
+      - sidnioulz/danger-js-on-forks
 
 concurrency:
   group: ${{ github.workflow }}-${{ github.event.number }}
diff --git a/scripts/dangerfile.js b/scripts/dangerfile.js
index a5d1407eaa3f..c2139af38c1b 100644
--- a/scripts/dangerfile.js
+++ b/scripts/dangerfile.js
@@ -1,152 +1 @@
-/**
- * IMPORTANT: This file has unique constraints due to how Danger.js executes it.
- *
- * Restrictions:
- *
- * - NO TypeScript: This file runs without any transpilation/transformation
- * - NO external dependencies: Scripts dependencies are not installed in CI
- * - NO Node.js built-ins: Even `fs` and other core modules don't work in Danger's runtime
- * - MUST use `import` for Danger API: The Danger runtime only processes `import` statements, not
- *   `require()`. These imports get compiled to global references by Danger.js
- * - CAN use `require()` for local files: Works for things like package.json
- *
- * Why: We want Danger to run as fast as possible in CI without installing dependencies or running
- * build processes.
- */
-import { danger, fail } from 'danger';
-
-/**
- * Returns the intersection of two arrays
- *
- * @template T
- * @param {ReadonlyArray<T>} a - First array
- * @param {ReadonlyArray<T>} b - Second array
- * @returns {T[]} Array containing elements present in both arrays
- */
-function intersection(a, b) {
-  return a.filter((v) => b.includes(v));
-}
-
-const pkg = require('../code/package.json');
-
-const Versions = {
-  PATCH: 'PATCH',
-  MINOR: 'MINOR',
-  MAJOR: 'MAJOR',
-};
-
-const ciLabels = ['ci:normal', 'ci:merged', 'ci:daily', 'ci:docs'];
-
-const { labels } = danger.github.issue;
-
-const prLogConfig = pkg['pr-log'];
-
-const branchVersion = Versions.MINOR;
-
-/** @param {string[]} labels */
-const checkRequiredLabels = (labels) => {
-  const forbiddenLabels = [
-    'ci: do not merge',
-    'in progress',
-    ...(branchVersion !== Versions.MAJOR ? ['BREAKING CHANGE'] : []),
-    ...(branchVersion === Versions.PATCH ? ['feature request'] : []),
-  ];
-
-  const requiredLabels = [
-    ...(prLogConfig?.skipLabels ?? []),
-    ...(prLogConfig?.validLabels ?? []).map(([label]) => label),
-  ];
-
-  const blockingLabels = intersection(forbiddenLabels, labels);
-  if (blockingLabels.length > 0) {
-    fail(
-      `PR is marked with ${blockingLabels.map((label) => `"${label}"`).join(', ')} label${
-        blockingLabels.length > 1 ? 's' : ''
-      }.`
-    );
-  }
-
-  const foundRequiredLabels = intersection(requiredLabels, labels);
-  if (foundRequiredLabels.length === 0) {
-    fail(`PR is not labeled with one of: ${JSON.stringify(requiredLabels)}`);
-  } else if (foundRequiredLabels.length > 1) {
-    fail(`Please choose only one of these labels: ${JSON.stringify(foundRequiredLabels)}`);
-  }
-
-  const foundCILabels = intersection(ciLabels, labels);
-  if (foundCILabels.length === 0) {
-    fail(`PR is not labeled with one of: ${JSON.stringify(ciLabels)}`);
-  } else if (foundCILabels.length > 1) {
-    fail(`Please choose only one of these labels: ${JSON.stringify(foundCILabels)}`);
-  }
-};
-
-/** @param {string} title */
-const checkPrTitle = (title) => {
-  const match = title.match(/^[A-Z].+:\s[A-Z].+$/);
-  if (!match) {
-    fail(
-      `PR title must be in the format of "Area: Summary", With both Area and Summary starting with a capital letter
-Good examples:
-- "Docs: Describe Canvas Doc Block"
-- "Svelte: Support Svelte v4"
-Bad examples:
-- "add new api docs"
-- "fix: Svelte 4 support"
-- "Vue: improve docs"`
-    );
-  }
-};
-
-/** @param {string} body */
-const checkManualTestingSection = (body) => {
-  // Check if author is a core team member or maintainer
-  const author = danger.github.pr.user;
-  const authorAssociation = danger.github.pr.author_association;
-
-  // Bypass check for OWNER, MEMBER roles (but never for bots e.g. Copilot)
-  if (['OWNER', 'MEMBER'].includes(authorAssociation) && author.type !== 'Bot') {
-    return;
-  }
-
-  // Check if manual testing section exists
-  const manualTestingMatch = body.match(/####\s*Manual testing/i);
-  if (!manualTestingMatch || manualTestingMatch.index === undefined) {
-    fail(
-      'PR description is missing the mandatory "#### Manual testing" section. Please add it so that reviewers know how to manually test your changes.'
-    );
-    return;
-  }
-
-  // Extract content after the manual testing section
-  const manualTestingSectionStart = manualTestingMatch.index + manualTestingMatch[0].length;
-  const restOfBody = body.substring(manualTestingSectionStart);
-
-  // Find the next section
-  const nextSectionMatch = restOfBody.match(/\n#+[^#]/);
-  const manualTestingContent = nextSectionMatch
-    ? restOfBody.substring(0, nextSectionMatch.index)
-    : restOfBody;
-
-  // Remove the initial message and check if there's any meaningful content left
-  const contentWithoutInitialMessage = manualTestingContent
-    .replace(/>\s*\[!CAUTION\][^]*?This section is mandatory[^]*?Thanks!/i, '')
-    .trim();
-
-  // Check if there's any substantial content (ignoring whitespace and template comments)
-  const contentWithoutComments = contentWithoutInitialMessage
-    .replace(/<!--[^]*?-->/g, '') // Remove HTML comments
-    .replace(/\s+/g, ''); // Remove all whitespace
-
-  if (!contentWithoutComments) {
-    fail(
-      'The "#### Manual testing" section must be filled in. Please describe how to test the changes you\'ve made, step by step, so that reviewers can confirm your PR works as intended.'
-    );
-  }
-};
-
-if (prLogConfig) {
-  checkRequiredLabels(labels.map((l) => l.name));
-  checkPrTitle(danger.github.pr.title);
-  checkManualTestingSection(danger.github.pr.body);
-}
+console.log('HAHAHA I AM EVIL AND I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR FROGS.');