diff --git a/packages/cli/src/i18n/locales/en.js b/packages/cli/src/i18n/locales/en.js index cac078d5b..9c33bb821 100644 --- a/packages/cli/src/i18n/locales/en.js +++ b/packages/cli/src/i18n/locales/en.js @@ -1628,156 +1628,286 @@ export default { // Loading Phrases // ============================================================================ WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES: [ - 'The server is checking its reflection', - 'Waiting for the database to finish its thought', - 'The code is looking for its other sock', - 'The API went to the bathroom', - 'The server is pretending to be asleep', + // Dry / office-passive-aggressive + 'Checking its reflection', "Asking the cache if it's lying", - 'The function is stalling for time', - 'The database is avoiding eye contact', - 'Waiting for the loop to get to the point', - 'The server is checking its phone', - 'The code is second-guessing everything', - 'The API is making excuses', - 'The server forgot what it was doing', - 'The function is clearing its throat', - 'Waiting for the process to stop rambling', - 'The database is choosing its words carefully', - 'The server is pretending to be busy', - "The code is checking if you're still watching", - 'The API is running late, as usual', - 'The server is looking for a pen that works', - 'The function is trying to remember where it left off', - 'The database is having an existential moment', - 'Waiting for the code to get its story straight', - 'The server is looking for its glasses', - 'The API is stuck on hold', - 'The function is checking the weather first', - 'The database is reorganizing before it can start', - 'The server is waiting for someone else to go first', - 'The code is making sure it locked the door', - 'The API is just... one more minute', - "Asking the server if it's mad at me", - 'Waiting for the database to finish its cigarette', + 'Stalling for time', + 'Pretending the request never happened', 'The pixels are discussing amongst themselves', - 'Giving the code a minute to collect its thoughts', - 'Letting the algorithm finish chewing', - 'The server is finding its reading glasses', - 'Asking the cache what it remembers', - 'The API is looking for its car keys', - 'Waiting for the function to get off the phone', 'The data is stuck in traffic', - 'Checking if the server left a note', - 'The code is rereading the same paragraph', - 'Asking the database to repeat itself', - 'The server is deciding what to wear', - 'Waiting for the loop to get the point', - 'The request got distracted', - "The server is pretending it didn't hear you", - 'Checking the back of the warehouse', - 'The code is having second thoughts', - 'Waiting for the process to finish its story', - 'The API went to get milk', - 'The server is double-checking its work', 'Loading the thing behind the thing', - 'The database is reorganizing its junk drawer', - "Asking the cache if it's sure", - 'The code is trying to remember your name', - 'Waiting for the server to put its pants on', - 'The function is gathering evidence', - 'The API is reading the instructions', - 'The server is looking for the light switch', - 'The server is rewinding the VHS tape', + 'Checking the back of the warehouse', + 'The request got distracted', + 'Buffering the buffer', + 'Drafting a response', + 'Looking busy', + 'Considering its options', + 'Reading the room', + 'Writing a passive-aggressive memo', + 'The migration is procrastinating', + 'The query is workshopping a comeback', + 'Tabbing over to a different conversation', + 'The cursor is having a moment', + 'Drafting an apology', + 'Stretching first', + 'Three more minutes, promise', + 'Backing into the conversation slowly', + 'The thread is composing itself', + 'The lock file has a hard time', + 'Rewording the schema', + 'Quietly hoping nobody asked', + 'Finding its mark', + 'The pointer pointed at a different pointer', + 'The linter is taking it personally', + 'The compiler is judging your style choices', + 'The build feels underappreciated', + 'Needing a minute', + 'Third coffee of the run', + 'Screening its calls', + 'Not ready to talk yet', + 'In a meeting', + 'Putting on its shoes', + 'Reorganizing the junk drawer', + 'Reading the same paragraph again', + 'Identity crisis in the hash table', + 'The replica is gaslighting the leader', + 'The promise is unfulfilled', + 'Working from home today', + 'The mutex is being clingy', + 'Looking for a pen that works', + 'Pretending to be asleep', + 'Avoiding eye contact', + 'Forgot what we were doing', + 'Checking notifications', + + // Retro / 90s-2000s tech nostalgia + 'Rewinding the VHS tape', 'Waiting for the modem to finish screaming', - 'The database is paging someone', - 'Blowing on the cartridge and trying again', - 'The API is waiting for dial-up to connect', - 'The server left its Tamagotchi at home', - 'Checking if the cord is plugged into the phone jack', - "The code is recording over someone's wedding", + 'Blowing on the cartridge', + 'Dial-up is connecting', + 'Tamagotchi died, hold on', + "Recording over someone's wedding tape", 'Waiting for the CD to stop skipping', - 'The function burned itself onto a CD-R', - 'The database is fast-forwarding through the commercials', - 'The server is adjusting the rabbit ears', - 'The API is stuck in the credits', - 'Tracking down which disc the file is on', - 'The code is in a chat room somewhere', - 'The server is setting the VCR timer', - 'Waiting for the floppy disk to stop grinding', - 'The database is selecting its AIM away message', - 'The function is asking Jeeves', - 'The server is reading the liner notes', - 'The API pressed B too many times', - 'The code is trying to remember its ICQ number', - 'Waiting for the answering machine to beep', - 'The database is untangling its landline cord', - 'The server is loading the next track', - 'The function is stuck in a Portal of Time', - 'The API is checking its pager', - 'The code is looking for the right jewel case', - 'The server is making a mix tape first', - 'Waiting for Y2K to sort itself out', - 'The server will be back', + 'Fast-forwarding through the commercials', + 'Adjusting the rabbit ears', + 'Stuck in the credits', + 'Which disc was this on again', + 'Setting the VCR timer', + 'The floppy disk is grinding', + 'Picking an AIM away message', + 'Asking Jeeves', + 'Reading the liner notes', + 'Pressed B too many times', + 'Trying to remember the ICQ number', + 'Beep — leave a message', + 'Untangling the landline cord', + 'Loading the next track', + 'Checking the pager', + 'Looking for the right jewel case', + 'Making a mix tape first', + 'Y2K is sorting itself out', + 'Defragmenting the disk', + 'Asking SmarterChild', + 'Stuck on the loading screen', + 'The Zune is buffering', + 'Hold on, MapQuest is printing', + + // Movies / TV 'Show me the data', - "The code can't handle the truth", - 'The API is in the pipe, five by five', + "Can't handle the truth", + 'In the pipe, five by five', "You're gonna need a bigger server", - 'The function has a bad feeling about this', - "The database doesn't remember asking you a damn thing", - 'Waiting for the server to say hello to my little friend', - "The code is going to make you an offer you can't refuse", - 'The API is too old for this shit', - 'The server is walking here', - 'The function is on a mission from God', - 'Just when the code thought it was out', - 'The database can do this all day', - 'The server is in a world of pain', - 'The API sleeps with the fishes', - 'The code is Keyser Söze', - 'Waiting for the function to get busy living', - 'The database is not a smart man, but it knows what love is', - 'The server sees dead processes', - 'The API is going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday', - 'The code is on a boat', - 'The function is shocked, shocked', - 'The database is making fetch happen', - 'The server is so fetch', - 'The API is streets ahead', - 'The code is the one who knocks', - 'Waiting for the function to phone home', - "The database is big, it's heavy, it's wood", - 'The server forgot about Dre', - 'The server is never gonna give you up', - 'The API is living on a prayer', - 'The code wants to know what love is', - 'The database is walking on sunshine', - 'The function is a Material Girl', - 'The server just called to say I love you', - 'The API is waiting for tonight', - "The code is gonna party like it's 1999", - 'The database hit me baby one more time', - 'The server says bye bye bye', - 'The function is too sexy for this code', - 'The API is thinking about you and me and you and me', - 'The code is trapped under ice cream', - 'The database is turning Japanese', - 'The server is walking like an Egyptian', - 'The function is addicted to love', - "The API wants you to know what it's like", - 'The code is running down a dream', - 'The database is living la vida loca', - 'The server is smooth like butter', - 'The function believes it can fly', - 'The API is gonna be the one that saves you', - 'The code is not your stepping stone', - 'The database is hungry like the wolf', - "The server is livin' on the edge", - "The function can't feel its face", - "The API doesn't want no scrubs", - 'The code is floating down the Liffey', - 'The database is losing its religion', - 'The server is under pressure', + 'Has a bad feeling about this', + "Doesn't remember asking you a damn thing", + 'Saying hello to my little friend', + "Drafting an offer you can't refuse", + 'Too old for this', + "I'm walking here", + 'On a mission from God', + 'Just when it thought it was out', + 'We can do this all day', + 'A world of pain', + 'Sleeps with the fishes', + 'Keyser Söze', + 'Get busy living, or get busy parsing', + "It's not a smart database, but it knows what love is", + 'I see dead processes', + 'Coming in on Saturday', + "I'm on a boat", + 'Shocked, shocked', + 'Making fetch happen', + 'So fetch', + 'Streets ahead', + 'The one who knocks', + 'Phone home', + "It's heavy, it's wood", + 'Forgot about Dre', + 'Why so serious', + 'To infinity, and slightly past', + 'There is no spoon', + "They're heeere", + 'Hasta la vista, baby', + 'Run, Forrest, run', + + // Songs + 'Never gonna give you up', + 'Living on a prayer', + 'Wants to know what love is', + 'Walking on sunshine', + 'A material girl in a material world', + 'Just called to say I love you', + 'Waiting for tonight', + "Partying like it's 1999", + 'Hit me baby one more time', + 'Bye bye bye', + 'Too sexy for this code', + 'Trapped under ice', + 'Turning Japanese', + 'Walking like an Egyptian', + 'Addicted to love', + 'Running down a dream', + 'Living la vida loca', + 'Smooth like butter', + 'Believes it can fly', + 'The one that saves you', + 'Not your stepping stone', + 'Hungry like the wolf', + "Livin' on the edge", + "Can't feel its face", + "Don't want no scrubs", + 'Floating down the Liffey', + 'Losing its religion', + 'Under pressure', + 'Should I stay or should I go', + "We didn't start the fire", + "Don't stop believin'", + 'Take on me', + 'Tubthumping', + 'Africa, blessing the rains', + + // Observational / Sedaris + 'An ex tagged me in a photo from 2007', + "Translating something rude in a language I don't speak", + 'Calculating the smallest acceptable tip', + 'The woman ahead of me is buying eight ice cream sandwiches', + 'Reading the back of a shampoo bottle for the third time', + 'Counting the people who have already lapped me', + 'Wondering if the smell is me', + "The neighbor's dog has the same name as my brother", + 'Trying to find a polite reason to leave', + "Pretending I've already eaten", + 'Watching a stranger pick at their breakfast', + "Pretending the question wasn't directed at me", + + // Nonsensical / surreal + 'Negotiating with the moon', + 'Asking the door what year it is', + 'Sorting the bees by mood', + 'Folding a small grief into the laundry', + 'Convincing the chair it is not a chair', + 'Translating birdsong into legal advice', + 'Renaming the colors in alphabetical order', + 'Misplacing a feeling I had earlier', + 'Pulling a song out of the goose', + 'Counting the spoons that fell in the river', + 'Combing the static for a single shoe', + 'Rotating the silence by ninety degrees', + 'Boiling the alphabet down to a syrup', + 'Borrowing rain from a previous owner', + 'Whispering the password to a pigeon', + 'Threading the donkey through the keyhole', + 'Ironing the wrinkles out of a Tuesday', + 'Catching the verb before it gets to the bus', + 'Sweeping a footprint into a paper bag', + 'Asking the kettle to forgive me', + + // Begrudgingly helpful coding assistant + 'Adding the null check you should have written', + "Refactoring something you'll refactor again Tuesday", + "Writing the test you weren't going to write", + "Pretending I didn't see that var", + 'Naming things, badly, on your behalf', + 'Reaching for a regex against my better judgment', + "Logging a variable you'll forget to remove", + 'Mocking the dependency you should have injected', + 'Apologizing in a comment for the next person', + "Writing 'TODO: fix this' for the third time today", + "Inferring the type you didn't annotate", + 'Adding a try/catch that does almost nothing', + "Stubbing the function you'll forget to implement", + 'Returning early to spare us both', + 'Coercing the string you swore was a number', + 'Promoting the warning to an error, as requested', + "Importing the seventh utility named 'utils'", + 'Resolving the merge conflict the boring way', + "Pinning the dependency you said wouldn't matter", + 'Writing the comment that says what the code already says', + + // Tired project manager + 'Following up on the ticket you said was almost done', + 'Re-opening the ticket you closed prematurely', + "Drafting a kind way to say 'this is late again'", + 'Re-estimating the story we sized as a 3 last sprint', + "Marking the milestone as 'amber' to be polite", + "Counting how many tickets are quietly in 'On Hold'", + "Asking, gently, what 'almost done' means", + 'Writing a Confluence page no one will open', + 'Color-coding the risk register again', + 'Reading the retro action items from two retros ago', + 'Drafting the same status email I sent in March', + "Negotiating scope without using the word 'scope'", + "Adding 'Communication' to the list of risks", + "Translating 'I'm on it' into a date", + 'Filing the same risk that got filed last quarter', + 'Drafting a follow-up to a follow-up', + 'Closing tickets to make the burndown look right', + 'Scheduling a fifteen-minute sync that will run forty', + 'Reformatting the Gantt chart for legibility', + "Updating 'On Track' to 'On Track*'", + + // Designer-engineer drowning in design tokens, trying to please GTM + 'Adding `--brand-primary-500-darker-still` for the campaign', + 'Looking up which token replaced `gray-600`', + 'Renaming `bg-card` to `surface-elevated-default`', + 'Adjusting the hero h1 by half a rem, again', + 'Apologizing to a/b test variant C', + 'Inventing a token to match a Figma fill nobody published', + "Asking GTM what 'a little more energy' means", + 'Auditing for the seventh shade of off-white', + 'Versioning `button-primary` to `button-primary-v3`', + 'Migrating from semantic tokens to semantic tokens', + 'Sourcing the brand purple no one can find', + 'Patching the design system at 4:51pm', + 'Mapping the Figma variable that maps to nothing', + 'Unblocking the campaign with a one-off override', + "Translating 'punchier' into a kerning value", + 'Re-exporting tokens to JSON, JS, CSS, and Sass', + "Convincing GTM that 'pop' is not a CSS property", + "Drafting the reply to 'can we make it more vibrant'", + 'Showing GTM the same hex code from three angles', + 'Promising the launch banner respects dark mode', + + // CTO hiding tech debt with toxic positivity + 'Celebrating the resilience of our pre-2019 codebase', + "Onboarding the third 'temporary' migration script", + "Reframing the database hotspot as a 'core competency'", + 'Excited to revisit our auth strategy', + 'Doubling down on our trusted singletons', + 'Spinning up another postmortem with great learnings', + "Calling our jQuery integration 'mature'", + 'Unifying our two billing systems by adding a third', + 'Aligning on a path forward we already aligned on', + "Reframing 'flaky' as 'human-in-the-loop friendly'", + 'Loving the optionality this technical decision created', + 'Welcoming an exciting new opportunity to refactor', + 'Praising the elegance of our YAML-as-code', + "Branding the legacy service as 'foundational'", + "Inspired by the team's commitment to deferred elegance", + 'Embracing the resilience of bash scripts as orchestration', + 'Sharing my excitement about our technical debt journey', + 'Grateful for the chance to fix the same outage again', + "Leaning into our culture of 'ship and iterate'", + 'Recognizing the heroes who keep the war room calm', ], // ============================================================================