diff --git a/.travis.yml b/.travis.yml
index c9c958ebc5d..eb9a732cf82 100644
--- a/.travis.yml
+++ b/.travis.yml
@@ -2,14 +2,9 @@ language: python
 python: "2.6"
 node: "0.10"
 
-install:
-  - scripts/travis/notifications.sh
-  - scripts/travis/install.sh
+install: scripts/travis/install.sh
 before_script: scripts/travis/setup.sh
 script: scripts/travis/test.sh
-after_success: scripts/travis/success.sh
-after_failure: scripts/travis/failure.sh
-after: scripts/travis/after.sh
 
 notifications:
     email: false
diff --git a/scripts/travis/after.sh b/scripts/travis/after.sh
deleted file mode 100755
index 2c39a339b21..00000000000
--- a/scripts/travis/after.sh
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/bash
-# pwd is the git repo.
-set -e
-
-./irc "/quit"
diff --git a/scripts/travis/failure.sh b/scripts/travis/failure.sh
deleted file mode 100755
index 4192acc5faf..00000000000
--- a/scripts/travis/failure.sh
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/bash
-# pwd is the git repo.
-set -e
-
-echo "Failure!"
-
-./irc "Travis #${TRAVIS_BUILD_NUMBER} FAILURE"
diff --git a/scripts/travis/notifications.sh b/scripts/travis/notifications.sh
deleted file mode 100755
index 5c44942ff2e..00000000000
--- a/scripts/travis/notifications.sh
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,78 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/bash
-# pwd is the git repo.
-set -e
-uname -a
-date
-
-# This is ... lets not talk about how silly this is.
-# IRC Notifications are started first, so that the notifications come promptly.
-#
-# This uses ii, a odd irc client that maps channels and servers to the
-# filesystem. See http://tools.suckless.org/ii/ for more details.
-#
-# This uses a bunch of Travis environment variables, which are documented at
-# http://about.travis-ci.org/docs/user/ci-environment/
-
-# In case this script bails early, define a no-op irc script.
-echo "#!/bin/bash" > ./irc
-chmod +x ./irc
-function _die() {
-  echo "No irc notifications" $@
-  [ -f irc.mozilla.org/out ] && cat irc.mozilla.org/out
-  exit 0
-}
-
-# Don't notify for other repos.
-if [ $TRAVIS_REPO_SLUG != "mozilla/kitsune" ]; then
-  _die "Wrong repo."
-fi
-
-echo "Installing ii"
-tar xzvf vendor/tarballs/ii-1.7.tar.gz
-pushd ii-1.7
-  make
-popd
-
-echo "Starting ii irc client for notifications."
-irc_nick="sumo_travis$(date +%N | cut -c1-3)"
-ii-1.7/ii -s irc.mozilla.org -i . -n $irc_nick &
-
-for i in $(seq 0 30); do
-  echo -n "$i "
-  if [ $i -ge 30 ]; then
-    _die "Timeout."
-  fi
-  if [ ! -p irc.mozilla.org/in ]; then
-    sleep 1
-    continue
-  fi
-  if grep "End of /MOTD" irc.mozilla.org/out; then
-    break
-  fi
-  if grep "Nickname is already in use."; then
-    # Oh well.
-    _die "Nick already in use."
-  fi
-  sleep 1
-done
-
-echo -ne "IRC: "
-echo "/j #sumodev" | tee irc.mozilla.org/in
-
-while [ ! -p irc.mozilla.org/#sumodev/in ]; do
-  sleep 0.1
-done
-
-echo 'echo -ne "IRC: "' >> ./irc
-echo 'echo "$@" | tee irc.mozilla.org/#sumodev/in' >> ./irc
-
-if [ $TRAVIS_PULL_REQUEST == 'false' ]; then
-  ./irc "Travis #${TRAVIS_BUILD_NUMBER} starting for ${TRAVIS_REPO_SLUG} branch ${TRAVIS_BRANCH} (${TRAVIS_COMMIT:0:8})"
-else
-  ./irc "Travis #${TRAVIS_BUILD_NUMBER} starting for ${TRAVIS_REPO_SLUG} pull #${TRAVIS_PULL_REQUEST}"
-fi
-./irc "https://travis-ci.org/mozilla/kitsune/builds/${TRAVIS_BUILD_ID}"
-
-echo -----
-head -n 5 < irc.mozilla.org/out
-echo -----
diff --git a/scripts/travis/success.sh b/scripts/travis/success.sh
deleted file mode 100755
index 4f841c2a566..00000000000
--- a/scripts/travis/success.sh
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/bash
-# pwd is the git repo.
-set -e
-
-echo "Success!"
-
-./irc "Travis #${TRAVIS_BUILD_NUMBER} SUCCESS"