date2.js

var objToday = new Date(),
                weekday = new Array('Sunday', 'Monday', 'Tuesday', 'Wednesday', 'Thursday', 'Friday', 'Saturday'),
                dayOfWeek = weekday[objToday.getDay()],
                domEnder = new Array( 'th', 'st', 'nd', 'rd', 'th', 'th', 'th', 'th', 'th', 'th' ),
                dayOfMonth = today + (objToday.getDate() < 10) ? '0' + objToday.getDate() + domEnder[objToday.getDate()] : objToday.getDate() + domEnder[parseFloat(("" + objToday.getDate()).substr(("" + objToday.getDate()).length - 1))],
                months = new Array('January', 'February', 'March', 'April', 'May', 'June', 'July', 'August', 'September', 'October', 'November', 'December'),
                curMonth = months[objToday.getMonth()],
                curYear = objToday.getFullYear(),
                curHour = objToday.getHours() > 12 ? objToday.getHours() - 12 : (objToday.getHours() < 10 ? "0" + objToday.getHours() : objToday.getHours()),
                curMinute = objToday.getMinutes() < 10 ? "0" + objToday.getMinutes() : objToday.getMinutes(),
                curSeconds = objToday.getSeconds() < 10 ? "0" + objToday.getSeconds() : objToday.getSeconds(),
                curMeridiem = objToday.getHours() > 12 ? "PM" : "AM";
var today = "it's " + dayOfWeek + " " + dayOfMonth + " of " + curMonth + ", " + curYear;

document.write(today);