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+# iPhone 12 Pro Max
+
+![Big Boy; Big Phone](https://i.snap.as/KtqMF5Ky.jpg)
+
+## I lied.
+
+"This *really is* my last iPhone."
+
+This is the last sentence of [my very sentimental iPhone 8 Plus review](https://bilge.world/iphone-8-plus-review) from May, 2018, in which I bemoaned Apple's decision to finally retire the basic hardware configuration which had defined the marque's first ten years, citing my "loyalty." 
+
+---
+
+- [ ] [Twitter thread](https://twitter.com/NeoYokel/status/1335313244949508101)
+- [ ] [Twitter Moment](https://twitter.com/i/events/1335684188654231552?s=20)
+- [ ] Full hardware specs ([Apple](https://www.apple.com/iphone-12-pro/specs/))
+- [ ] [iPhone 8 Plus Hardware Specifications](https://support.apple.com/kb/SP768?locale=en_US)
+- [ ] [Photography Raindrop collection](https://raindrop.io/collection/15007128)
+- [ ] It was completely irrational for me to get a new phone at this point in my life, considering I never leave the house.
+- [ ] "[Wireless Charging Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen](https://debugger.medium.com/wireless-charging-is-a-disaster-waiting-to-happen-48afdde70ed9)" | *Debugger*
+- [ ] Face ID... oh boy.
+- [ ] "Pacific Blue"
+- [ ] The [battery percentage issue](https://www.imore.com/how-get-battery-percentage-your-iphone-x).
+- [ ] I wish part of starting over included re-downloading all my shortcuts, tbh. ([Shortcuts Repo](https://github.com/extratone/shortcuts))
+- [ ] I played my first *Call of Duty* match in something like 10 years and got MVP. I don't know if this means anything or not. [*Call of Duty: Mobile*](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/call-of-duty-mobile/id1287282214) (The title alone... lmao.)
+- [ ] As always with new phone reviews, I am presented with a dilemma: the device, itself is by far the best camera I own. (Technically, my only other imaging device is my [Nikon COOLPIX 990](https://www.flickr.com/gp/davidblue/V861Vx), which has long since eaten up every last AA battery I had.) I must use the device, itself to take any images of the device.
+- [ ] "[The Precarious Legacy of the iPhone 8](https://bilge.world/iphone-8-plus-review)"
+- [ ] I finally own the *mid*-capacity option instead of the lowest-capacity option!
+
+### Physical Controls
+
+- [ ] [morganath on Mastodon regarding the Home Button](https://social.tchncs.de/@morganth/105330295770710815)
+
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-# iPhone 12 Pro Max
-
-
-
----
-
-- [ ] [Twitter thread](https://twitter.com/NeoYokel/status/1335313244949508101)
-- [ ] [Twitter Moment](https://twitter.com/i/events/1335684188654231552?s=20)
-- [ ] Full hardware specs
-- [ ] [Photography Raindrop collection](https://raindrop.io/collection/15007128)
-- [ ] It was completely irrational for me to get a new phone at this point in my life, considering I never leave the house.
-- [ ] "[Wireless Charging Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen](https://debugger.medium.com/wireless-charging-is-a-disaster-waiting-to-happen-48afdde70ed9)" | *Debugger*
-- [ ] Face ID... oh boy.
-- [ ] "Pacific Blue"
-- [ ] The [battery percentage issue](https://www.imore.com/how-get-battery-percentage-your-iphone-x).
-- [ ] I wish part of starting over included re-downloading all my shortcuts, tbh. ([Shortcuts Repo](https://github.com/extratone/shortcuts))
-
-### Physical Controls
-
-- [ ] [morganath on Mastodon regarding the Home Button](https://social.tchncs.de/@morganth/105330295770710815)
-
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