diff --git a/crates/install-wheel-rs/src/wheel.rs b/crates/install-wheel-rs/src/wheel.rs
index 2ebca601b1ba8..b196bc3594ff7 100644
--- a/crates/install-wheel-rs/src/wheel.rs
+++ b/crates/install-wheel-rs/src/wheel.rs
@@ -1,13 +1,13 @@
+use std::{env, io};
+use std::collections::HashMap;
+use std::io::{BufRead, BufReader, Cursor, Read, Seek, Write};
+use std::path::{Path, PathBuf};
+
 use data_encoding::BASE64URL_NOPAD;
 use fs_err as fs;
 use fs_err::{DirEntry, File};
 use rustc_hash::FxHashMap;
 use sha2::{Digest, Sha256};
-use std::borrow::Cow;
-use std::collections::HashMap;
-use std::io::{BufRead, BufReader, Cursor, Read, Seek, Write};
-use std::path::{Path, PathBuf};
-use std::{env, io};
 use tracing::{instrument, warn};
 use walkdir::WalkDir;
 use zip::write::FileOptions;
@@ -17,9 +17,9 @@ use pypi_types::DirectUrl;
 use uv_fs::{relative_to, Simplified};
 use uv_normalize::PackageName;
 
+use crate::{Error, Layout};
 use crate::record::RecordEntry;
 use crate::script::Script;
-use crate::{Error, Layout};
 
 const LAUNCHER_MAGIC_NUMBER: [u8; 4] = [b'U', b'V', b'U', b'V'];
 
@@ -300,8 +300,8 @@ pub(crate) fn write_script_entrypoints(
             })?;
 
         // Generate the launcher script.
-        let python_executable = get_python_executable(layout, relocatable)?;
-        let launcher_executable = get_script_executable(&python_executable, is_gui);
+        let launcher_executable = get_script_executable(&layout.sys_executable, is_gui);
+        let launcher_executable = get_relocatable_executable(launcher_executable, layout, relocatable)?;
         let launcher_python_script = get_script_launcher(
             entrypoint,
             &format_shebang(&launcher_executable, &layout.os_name, relocatable),
@@ -514,8 +514,8 @@ fn install_script(
                 false
             }
         };
-        let python_executable = get_python_executable(layout, relocatable)?;
-        let executable = get_script_executable(&python_executable, is_gui);
+        let executable = get_script_executable(&layout.sys_executable, is_gui);
+        let executable = get_relocatable_executable(executable, layout, relocatable)?;
         let start = format_shebang(&executable, &layout.os_name, relocatable)
             .as_bytes()
             .to_vec();
@@ -710,26 +710,27 @@ pub(crate) fn extra_dist_info(
 ///
 /// Returns `sys.executable` if the wheel is not relocatable; otherwise, returns a path relative
 /// to the scripts directory.
-pub(crate) fn get_python_executable(
+pub(crate) fn get_relocatable_executable(
+    executable: PathBuf,
     layout: &Layout,
     relocatable: bool,
-) -> Result<Cow<'_, Path>, Error> {
+) -> Result<PathBuf, Error> {
     Ok(if relocatable {
-        Cow::Owned(
-            pathdiff::diff_paths(&layout.sys_executable, &layout.scheme.scripts).ok_or_else(
+
+            pathdiff::diff_paths(&executable, &layout.scheme.scripts).ok_or_else(
                 || {
                     Error::Io(io::Error::new(
                         io::ErrorKind::Other,
                         format!(
                             "Could not find relative path for: {}",
-                            layout.sys_executable.simplified_display()
+                            executable.simplified_display()
                         ),
                     ))
                 },
-            )?,
-        )
+            )?
+
     } else {
-        Cow::Borrowed(&layout.sys_executable)
+        executable
     })
 }
 
@@ -787,8 +788,8 @@ mod test {
     use assert_fs::prelude::*;
     use indoc::{formatdoc, indoc};
 
-    use crate::wheel::format_shebang;
     use crate::Error;
+    use crate::wheel::format_shebang;
 
     use super::{
         get_script_executable, parse_key_value_file, parse_wheel_file, read_record_file, Script,
@@ -1067,25 +1068,6 @@ mod test {
         let script_path = get_script_executable(&dot_python_exe, false);
         assert_eq!(script_path, dot_python_exe.to_path_buf());
 
-        // Test with relocatable executable.
-        let temp_dir = assert_fs::TempDir::new()?;
-        let python_exe = temp_dir.child("python.exe");
-        let pythonw_exe = temp_dir.child("pythonw.exe");
-        python_exe.write_str("")?;
-        pythonw_exe.write_str("")?;
-
-        // Truncate to a relative path.
-        let python_exe = python_exe.path().strip_prefix(temp_dir.path()).unwrap();
-
-        let script_path = get_script_executable(python_exe, true);
-        #[cfg(windows)]
-        assert_eq!(script_path, Path::new("pythonw.exe").to_path_buf());
-        #[cfg(not(windows))]
-        assert_eq!(script_path, Path::new("python.exe").to_path_buf());
-
-        let script_path = get_script_executable(python_exe, false);
-        assert_eq!(script_path, Path::new("python.exe").to_path_buf());
-
         Ok(())
     }
 }
diff --git a/crates/uv-cli/src/lib.rs b/crates/uv-cli/src/lib.rs
index 95c11d3596eb7..2aae67a06aeaf 100644
--- a/crates/uv-cli/src/lib.rs
+++ b/crates/uv-cli/src/lib.rs
@@ -1745,12 +1745,17 @@ pub struct VenvArgs {
 
     /// Make the virtual environment relocatable.
     ///
-    /// A relocatable virtual environment can be moved around and redistributed with its
-    /// associated entrypoint and activation scripts functioning as usual.
+    /// A relocatable virtual environment can be moved around and redistributed without
+    /// invalidating its associated entrypoint and activation scripts.
     ///
     /// Note that this can only be guaranteed for standard `console_scripts` and `gui_scripts`.
     /// Other scripts may be adjusted if they ship with a generic `#!python[w]` shebang,
     /// and binaries are left as-is.
+    ///
+    /// As a result of making the environment relocatable (by way of writing relative, rather than
+    /// absolute paths), the entrypoints and scripts themselves will _not_ be relocatable. In other
+    /// words, copying those entrypoints and scripts to a location outside the environment will not
+    /// work, as they reference paths relative to the environment itself.
     #[arg(long)]
     pub relocatable: bool,