diff --git a/pkgs/development/python-modules/kaleido/default.nix b/pkgs/development/python-modules/kaleido/default.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..0a8e3814fa00b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/pkgs/development/python-modules/kaleido/default.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,117 @@
+{
+  lib,
+  stdenv,
+  python,
+  buildPythonPackage,
+  callPackage,
+  fetchurl,
+  autoPatchelfHook,
+  bash,
+  dejavu_fonts,
+  expat,
+  fontconfig,
+  lato,
+  libGL,
+  makeWrapper,
+  nspr,
+  nss,
+  sbclPackages,
+  sqlite,
+}:
+
+buildPythonPackage rec {
+  pname = "kaleido";
+  version = "0.2.1";
+  format = "wheel";
+
+  src =
+    {
+      # This library is so cursed that I have to use fetchurl instead of fetchPypi. I am not happy.
+      x86_64-linux = fetchurl {
+        url = "https://files.pythonhosted.org/packages/py2.py3/k/kaleido/kaleido-${version}-py2.py3-none-manylinux1_x86_64.whl";
+        hash = "sha256-qiHPG/HHj4+lCp99ReEAPDh709b+CnZ8+780S5W9w6g=";
+      };
+      aarch64-linux = fetchurl {
+        url = "https://files.pythonhosted.org/packages/py2.py3/k/kaleido/kaleido-${version}-py2.py3-none-manylinux2014_aarch64.whl";
+        hash = "sha256-hFgZhEyAgslGnZwX5CYh+/hcKyN++KhuyKhSf5i2USo=";
+      };
+      x86_64-darwin = fetchurl {
+        url = "https://files.pythonhosted.org/packages/py2.py3/k/kaleido/kaleido-${version}-py2.py3-none-macosx_10_11_x86_64.whl";
+        hash = "sha256-ym9z5/8AquvyhD9z8dO6zeGTDvUEEJP+drg6FXhQSac=";
+      };
+      aarch64-darwin = fetchurl {
+        url = "https://files.pythonhosted.org/packages/py2.py3/k/kaleido/kaleido-${version}-py2.py3-none-macosx_11_0_arm64.whl";
+        hash = "sha256-u5pdH3EDV9XUMu4kDvZlim0STD5hCTWBe0tC2px4fAU=";
+      };
+    }
+    ."${stdenv.hostPlatform.system}"
+      or (throw "Unsupported system for ${pname}: ${stdenv.hostPlatform.system}");
+
+  nativeBuildInputs = (lib.optionals stdenv.hostPlatform.isLinux [ autoPatchelfHook ]) ++ [
+    makeWrapper
+  ];
+  buildInputs = [
+    bash
+    dejavu_fonts
+    expat
+    fontconfig
+    lato
+    libGL
+    nspr
+    nss
+    sbclPackages.cl-dejavu
+    sqlite
+  ];
+
+  pythonImportsCheck = [ "kaleido" ];
+
+  postInstall = ''
+    # Expose kaleido binary
+    mkdir -p $out/bin
+    ln -s $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/bin/kaleido $out/bin/kaleido
+
+    # Replace bundled swiftshader with libGL
+    rm -rf $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/bin/swiftshader
+    ln -s ${libGL}/lib $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/bin/swiftshader
+
+    # Relace bundled libraries with nixpkgs-packaged libraries
+    rm -rf $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/lib
+    mkdir -p $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/lib
+    ln -s ${expat}/lib/* $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/lib/
+    ln -s ${nspr}/lib/* $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/lib/
+    ln -s ${nss}/lib/* $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/lib/
+    ln -s ${sqlite}/lib/* $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/lib/
+
+    # Replace bundled font configuration with nixpkgs-packaged font configuration
+    rm -rf $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/etc/fonts
+    mkdir -p $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/etc/fonts/conf.d
+    ln -s ${fontconfig}/etc/fonts/fonts.conf $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/etc/fonts/
+    ls -s ${fontconfig}/etc/fonts/conf.d/* $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/etc/fonts/conf.d/
+    ln -s ${sbclPackages.cl-dejavu}/dejavu-fonts-ttf-2.37/fontconfig/* $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/etc/fonts/conf.d/
+
+    # Replace bundled fonts with nixpkgs-packaged fonts
+    # Currently this causes an issue where the fonts aren't found. I'm not sure why, so I'm leaving this commented out for now.
+    #rm -rf $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/xdg/fonts
+    #mkdir -p $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/xdg/fonts/truetype/dejavu $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/xdg/fonts/truetype/lato
+    #ln -s ${dejavu_fonts}/share/fonts/truetype/* $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/xdg/fonts/truetype/dejavu/
+    #ln -s ${lato}/share/fonts/lato/* $out/${python.sitePackages}/kaleido/executable/xdg/fonts/truetype/lato/
+  '';
+
+  passthru.tests.kaleido = callPackage ./tests.nix { };
+
+  meta = {
+    description = "Fast static image export for web-based visualization libraries with zero dependencies";
+    homepage = "https://github.com/plotly/Kaleido";
+    changelog = "https://github.com/plotly/Kaleido/releases";
+    platforms = [
+      "x86_64-linux"
+      "x86_64-darwin"
+      "aarch64-linux"
+      "aarch64-darwin"
+    ];
+    sourceProvenance = with lib.sourceTypes; [ binaryNativeCode ]; # Trust me, I'm not happy. But after literal hours of trying to reverse-engineer their build system and getting nowhere, I'll use the stupid binaries >:(
+    license = lib.licenses.mit;
+    maintainers = with lib.maintainers; [ pandapip1 ];
+    broken = stdenv.isDarwin; # Tests fail on darwin for some reason
+  };
+}
diff --git a/pkgs/development/python-modules/kaleido/tests.nix b/pkgs/development/python-modules/kaleido/tests.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..e09f4947a563e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/pkgs/development/python-modules/kaleido/tests.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+{
+  runCommand,
+  python,
+  plotly,
+  pandas,
+  kaleido,
+}:
+
+runCommand "${kaleido.pname}-tests" {
+  nativeBuildInputs = [
+    python
+    plotly
+    pandas
+  ];
+} "python3 ${./tests.py}"
diff --git a/pkgs/development/python-modules/kaleido/tests.py b/pkgs/development/python-modules/kaleido/tests.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..0cbcaaae60bed
--- /dev/null
+++ b/pkgs/development/python-modules/kaleido/tests.py
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+import plotly.express as px
+import os
+import os.path
+
+out = os.environ["out"]
+if not os.path.exists(out):
+  os.makedirs(out)
+
+outfile = os.path.join(out, "figure.png")
+fig = px.scatter(px.data.iris(), x="sepal_length", y="sepal_width", color="species")
+fig.write_image(outfile, engine="kaleido")
diff --git a/pkgs/development/python-modules/plotly/default.nix b/pkgs/development/python-modules/plotly/default.nix
index 541155fcf4ffc..a3a8692ce6c5a 100644
--- a/pkgs/development/python-modules/plotly/default.nix
+++ b/pkgs/development/python-modules/plotly/default.nix
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
   requests,
   six,
   tenacity,
+  kaleido,
 }:
 
 buildPythonPackage rec {
@@ -23,6 +24,7 @@ buildPythonPackage rec {
     requests
     six
     tenacity
+    kaleido
   ];
 
   # No tests in archive
@@ -33,6 +35,6 @@ buildPythonPackage rec {
     downloadPage = "https://github.com/plotly/plotly.py";
     homepage = "https://plot.ly/python/";
     license = with licenses; [ mit ];
-    maintainers = with maintainers; [ ];
+    maintainers = with maintainers; [ pandapip1 ];
   };
 }
diff --git a/pkgs/top-level/python-packages.nix b/pkgs/top-level/python-packages.nix
index 08b43f44af7a1..dc70f8c0aa4da 100644
--- a/pkgs/top-level/python-packages.nix
+++ b/pkgs/top-level/python-packages.nix
@@ -6332,6 +6332,8 @@ self: super: with self; {
 
   kaldi-active-grammar = callPackage ../development/python-modules/kaldi-active-grammar { };
 
+  kaleido = callPackage ../development/python-modules/kaleido { };
+
   kanidm = callPackage ../development/python-modules/kanidm { };
 
   kaptan = callPackage ../development/python-modules/kaptan { };